AL [4:42 PM]:
we should start a blog about her
AL [4:42 PM]:
it would be hilarious
EE[4:42 PM]:
oh you think i haven't?
AL[4:43 PM]:
really? where?
EE[4:43 PM]:
no i am kidding but i do have a blog
EE[4:43 PM]:
that sometimes has office stuff in it
AL [4:43 PM]:
ah.
AL [4:43 PM]:
so is today's episode going in?
EE [4:44 PM]:
mmmmmmmmmm
EE [4:50 PM]:
My crazy co-worker Yvette just sprayed a half a can of Lysol around her cubicle (which is 2 feet away from mine) because she refuses to “get anymore sick”. Of course, she is already getting better and it was earlier on this week that her contagious germs of death were permeating our innocent healthy office environment. And now I am breathing in a life time supply of Pine-scented Lysol crap and my eyes are burning out of my sockets. MY EYES! MY EYYYYES! Home-girl is going down. Oh, it is so on.
AL [4:51 PM]:
i'd mention her name as just "Y" and play the pun of "why? oh why god!?"
AL [4:52 PM]:
mention that she showered all of us.
AL [4:52 PM]:
all 12 of us
EE [4:54 PM]:
Rewrite:
My crazy co-worker Y (as in Y God? WWWHHHHYYYYY? (hahaha another co-worker told me to add that)) just sprayed a half a can of Lysol around her cubicle (which is 2 feet away from mine) because she refuses to “get anymore sick”. She then proceeded to shower the rest of the office with her pine-scented Lysol can-o-fun. Of course, she is already getting better and it was earlier on this week that her contagious germs of death were permeating our innocent healthy office environment. And now I am breathing in a life-time supply of pine-scented Lysol crap and my eyes are burning out of my sockets. MY EYES! MY EYYYYES! Home-girl is going down. Oh, it is so on.
AL [4:55 PM]:
awesome.




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