I want to drop kick my Bikram yoga instructor.

We are not allowed to pee, leave the room, or do non-Bikram poses. We are also not allowed to drink water or MOVE unless she says it's ok.

Keep in mind Bikram Yoga is 90 minutes of Hatha Yoga in an enclosed/windowless 105 degrees F/60% humidity room.

Something about learning self-control and focus blahblahblaaaaah.

Maybe I'll thank her in 6 months when I am healthy and all zen and crap but for right now all I can think is---

WHAT a Freaking Fascist.


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