Yesterday at the Union Square's Farmer's Market there were signs advertising A Real Farmer!  that was going to be there in person. It was my lunch break and one of the first sunny days we've had since Winter ended (YEAH Spring!) so I mosyed on over to where the Farmer was and lo-and be-hold there were a swarm of New Yorkers around him
-- aaaaaall excited--- 
"oooooooooo! a REAL LIVE FARMER!" 
hil.ar.ious.
 
